Our list of top stars who simply don’t make the list…Tom Hanks
Wetter than wet, Hanks seems to have a propensity for playing slightly ‘special’ characters – and sleeping with him after that would just feel plain wrong.
Richard Gere
While our mums may swoon at the thought of a uniform-clad Gere whisking them off á la ‘Officer & A Gentleman’, we can’t get the cringe-worthy images of him taking midlife crisis dance lessons with J’Lo in ‘Shall We Dance’ out of our minds. Nothing less sexy than a dad dance.
Bruce Willis
He may have once rocked the wife-beater vest but now he looks like our mate’s potato-headed dad. No wonder Demi swapped him for a hot toy boy.
Mickey Rourke
Among the unlikely aspects of Mickey Rourke’s recent professional second wind, one of the most visible was, of course, his face. Scalpels, boxing, beer and time have not been kind.
Adam Sandler
While he may be able to make you laugh, you’re more likely to be chuckling at rather than with him. And we’re betting a night in the sack would end up being no laughing matter.
Philip Seymour Hoffman
If portly, receding chaps are your bag, then Phil could be right up your street. For the rest of us, we’d need a serious skin-full of cheap white wine before we’d even consider a peck on the cheek.
Kevin Bacon
Even when sporting spandex in Footloose, Kevin failed to set our teenage hearts a-flutter. We think it’s the rather porcine nose that aptly matches his piggy surname.
Vincent Cassel
Somehow, he’s managed to bag the gorgeous Monica Bellucci, but Cassel still resembles a cross between a boozy, knife-wielding football hooligan and one of Eastender’s Mitchell brothers.
