Kelly Brook’s Piranha looking more like a turkey

Have we found a contestant for next year’s Razzies already? Featuring cinematic gems as Three and Fishtails, you might not have particularly high expectations when it comes to Kelly Brook’s CV. However, the latest addition to her resume might just beat the lot entire lot when it comes to turkeys…
New film Piranha 3-D sees the model/presenter/actress play a damsel in distress after a tremor releases thousands of prehistoric razor-toothed fish into sleepy lake resort. Help is at hand in the form of Elisabeth Shue and Oscar winner Richard Dreyfuss – although the pair of movie heavyweights will still have a job rescuing the film thanks to the additional casting of Riley Steele, a familiar name to fans of adult movies. Still, with a porn star as a co-star, there’s always a chance that Brook will come across as the next Meryl Streep.

There’s no official release date yet, but we wouldn’t be surprised if it skipped the big screen altogether.

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Gemma Exley has written 91 reviews on thefilmreview.com.

A freelance journalist and regular contributor to thefilmreview.com, Gemma has previously written stories and reviews for the likes of The Guardian, Company, Elle, Orange and Virgin.

2 Responses to “Kelly Brook’s Piranha looking more like a turkey”

  1. Jack Spratt says:

    Bearing in mind this is a 3D film it is a bit odd to think it could miss the big screen. Judging by the amount of publicity this film has already had there will be enough horror fans to fill seats.

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  2. Tim says:

    Maybe you should wait for the movie to come out before you judge it. It may be a cult classic, like Jaws. Now who starred in Jaws again?

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